Some of These Are Quite A Turnoff
Some of These Are Quite A Turnoff
1. If they used the "mercy rule" in Major League Baseball, all games broadcast by Tim McCarver would end after five innings.3. I'm surprised ESPN is not promoting "Monday Night Football" a little bit more.
5. Someone has to explain to me how "walk-off homer" improves on "game-ending homer."
6. When I go to a dinner party, I tell people I have a desk job on an oil rig before I tell them I have a TV job on a poker show.
7. In the remake of "A Clockwork Orange," they would torture the protagonist this time by making him listen to sports talk radio.
8. In the summer of 1980, I told a date that CNN, ESPN and MTV had "no chance of survival." That's why I don't date much.
20. Chris Berman has now said "New York Football Giants" a U.S.-record 38,231 times.
22. I tried to TiVo something on Fox Soccer Channel and TiVo sent me a "Dear John" letter.