Quote-a-palooza
“Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth.” —Joseph Joubert
“Remember: One lie does not cost you one truth but the truth.” —Christian Freidrich Hebbel
“You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
“[S]ervicemen who’ve made the ultimate sacrifice... volunteered to do a dangerous job, knowing that it might cost them their lives. They deserve to be remembered as heroes, not victims like the civilians who were murdered on 9/11.” —James Taranto
“There’s nothing commendable about being so impartial between truth and falsity that we split the difference between the two and call it objectivity.” —Paul Greenberg
“Our hopeful joy upon the 1994 takeover of Congress was like finding a new pony by the Christmas tree. Now it’s more like finding it slumped over dead on top of the presents.” —Jonah Goldberg
“While addressing the UN [last week] the Venezuelan President said that the place stunk after President Bush had spoke there the day before. Then someone told him that was just the wind from New Jersey.” —Conan O’Brien
Jay Leno: Radical Muslims are still angry at the Pope. They say the Pope insulted a whole people and their religion. Then they went back to calling for the destruction of Israel and killing everyone.