Quote-a-palooza
"Against the insidious wiles of foreign influence... the jealousy of a free people ought to be constantly awake." - George Washington
"[T]he Constitution does not say Government shall decree the right to keep and bear arms. The Constitution says 'The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed'." - Ronald Reagan
"The punishment of wise men who refuse to take part in the government is to live under the government of worse men." - Plato
"What can be added to the happiness of a man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience?" - Adam Smith
"With every civil right there has to be a corresponding civil obligation." - Edison Haines
"There are two races of men in this world, but only these two- the 'race' of the decent man and the 'race' of the indecent man." - Viktor Frankl
"One basic problem with nationalized health care is that it makes medical services seem free. That pushes demand beyond supply. Governments deal with that by limiting what's available." - John Stossell
"Only two groups of Americans should worry about Hillary Clinton's new health-care plan: the healthy and the sick. The healthy are going to pay more, since one of Clinton's ideas is to prohibit insurance companies from giving them a discount." - National Review
"The president of Iran gave a speech in New York City... and thousands of New Yorkers are really upset about it. The New Yorkers said, 'If we want to hear a short-tempered Iranian man yell at us, we'll take a cab'." - Conan O'Brien
Jay Leno: The president of Iran, Mahmud Ahma-nut job, came to New York to address the United Nations. Why isn't his name on the no-fly list? You don't want to get stuck behind him in the security line. How long would that take? Actually, you know he'd go through the line in two minutes, but they'd strip search the 85-year-old grandmother standing behind him. ... Did you know he was issued a visa to come here? Isn't that amazing? You need a visa to get into the United States now! When did they start with that? ... According to a new report out of Cuba, Fidel Castro is near death, but is clinging to life and he is determined to outlive the Bush presidency. Wow, just like Dan Rather. ... At a John Kerry speech at the University of Florida, a student was asking the senator so many annoying questions that police tasered him. Of course, people in Washington were stunned by this. What? John Kerry's still giving speeches? ... While the cops had him down, did you hear what he yelled to the police? He was yelling, 'Don't tase me bro.' You know something, any time a white guy says the word 'bro,' he deserves to get tasered.