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"I do not understand my own actions. For I do not do what I want, but I do the very thing I hate."
--Romans 7:15 (RSV)



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March 31, 2008

Perfect Church?

perfectchurch.jpg

I remember a quote that if you find the perfect church, by all means join it, but remember that once you do, it's no longer perfect because of your membership. (I thought it was C.S. Lewis who said that, but can't find proof.) Obviously the founder of this Church didn't hear that quote.

View their website. (Note: it plays music automatically on load. I hate that. Plus, it's clearly "borrowed" from a CD, because the file name is a track number. Apparently copyright violation doesn't damage perfection.)

Hat Tip:The Ironic Catholic: Caption Contest #45

Is the Pope a Secret Trekkie?

The Curt Jester: Is the Pope a secret Trekkie?

One more reason to love the Catholic Blogosphere: The Curt Jester.

Words that will strike fear into a programmer's heart

"That's the exact situation we were told would never occur."

--Me, about half an hour ago

Quote-a-palooza

"It being a free country and all, no one has to have a 'conversation' he doesn't want to have, a fact that explains our longstanding non-conversation on race: the one we're going to continue not having, never mind the pundits and Barack Obama. A conversation has at least two participants. That's one more than most American liberals desire. A liberal, black or white, doesn't by and large want an exchange of viewpoints on racial questions of consequence. What he wants is a microphone and an audience—preferably white, but he'll take what he can get. This audience he proposes to instruct as to the collective iniquity of white America in its dealings with non-white America. That isn't all he wants. He wants utter silence from the audience. No back talk. You couldn't characterize a one-sided lecture as 'conversation,' and yet it's pretty much what we get every time the matter of race intrudes itself into public affairs." —William Murchison

"There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the Negro race before the public. Having learned that they are able to make a living out of their troubles, they have grown into the settled habit of advertising their wrongs—partly because they want sympathy and partly because it pays. Some of these people do not want the Negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs." —Booker T. Washington

"The spendthrifts who mangled America with the nightmare of double-digit inflation, record interest rates, unfair tax increases, too much regulation, credit controls, farm embargoes, gas lines, no-growth at home, weakness abroad, and phony excuses about 'malaise' are the last people who should be giving sermonettes about fairness and compassion... Believe me, you cannot create a desert, hand a person a cup of water, and call that compassion. You cannot pour billions of dollars into make-work jobs while destroying the economy that supports them and call that opportunity. And you cannot build up years of dependence on government and dare call that hope." —Ronald Reagan

"Sixteen months ago, Arthur C. Brooks, a professor at Syracuse University, published 'Who Really Cares: The Surprising Truth About Compassionate Conservatism.' The surprise is that liberals are markedly less charitable than conservatives. If many conservatives are liberals who have been mugged by reality, Brooks, a registered independent, is, as a reviewer of his book said, a social scientist who has been mugged by data. They include these findings:—Although liberal families' incomes average 6 percent higher than those of conservative families, conservative-headed households give, on average, 30 percent more to charity than the average liberal-headed household ($1,600 per year vs. $1,227).—Conservatives also donate more time and give more blood.—Residents of the states that voted for John Kerry in 2004 gave smaller percentages of their incomes to charity than did residents of states that voted for George Bush.—Bush carried 24 of the 25 states where charitable giving was above average.—In the 10 reddest states, in which Bush got more than 60 percent majorities, the average percentage of personal income donated to charity was 3.5. Residents of the bluest states, which gave Bush less than 40 percent, donated just 1.9 percent.—People who reject the idea that 'government has a responsibility to reduce income inequality' give an average of four times more than people who accept that proposition." —George Will

"Two weeks ago, the story came from a town with a college that has been a leading force in the advancement of Christian civilization for 900 years: Oxford, England... It seems that authorities at the Oxford Central Mosque have requested permission to use loadspeakers to blast the call to prayer five times a day from atop their minaret across the town that has heard for the past 900 summers, falls, winters and springs only the bells of the local churches. Unsurprisingly, the Church of England's bishop for Oxford, the Right Rev. John Pritchard, has announced his support, calling on his congregation to 'enjoy community diversity.' He would be a likely successor to the current archbishop of Canterbury, who called for Shariah law for England recently. Perhaps surprisingly, two Englishmen stepped forward to oppose the proposal: professor Allan Chapman, an Oxford University historian, and Charlie Cleverly, the rector of St. Aldates Church in the heart of Oxford. 'I don't have any problem with Islam, but don't force it on the people. I'm a liberal; I want to be inclusive, but I don't want to be walked over,' stated the professor. The Anglican rector of St. Aldates was a bit more blunt: 'It is common knowledge, though few will say it, that radical Islam has a program to take Europe, take England and take Oxford. In this strategy, some say the prayer call is like a bridgehead, spreading to other mosques in the city.' As if to support this politically incorrect assertion, Inayat Bunglawala, the assistant secretary-general of the Muslim Council of Britain rejected the complaint dismissively, asserting that the 'call to prayer will be part of Britain and Europe in the future.'... England, in her tolerance, has admitted into her midst—and given succor—those who loathe her. But more loathsome yet are the natural born Englishmen—most in high places—who have forgotten the simple truth of [a] World War II song: 'There'll always be an England, And England shall be free, If England means as much to you, As England means to me'." —Tony Blankley

"Freedom is not a natural state—otherwise more people would be free. Tyranny, oppression, dictatorship and the denial of human rights are the norm for much of the planet. Mankind's lower nature dictates that far too many seek to reduce others to servitude in order to elevate themselves. President Bush has repeatedly said that freedom is a God-given right that resides in the heart of every human. Maybe, but sometimes one must fight to extract it from the hardened hearts of others who want it exclusively for themselves. Looking at the faces of those who have fallen and driving by Arlington National Cemetery, I am reminded of the cost of freedom. Those who died allow me to travel freely. Those who sacrificed everything invested in freedom for my family and yours so that we can all live our lives where we choose to live them and worship where, and however, we please. These are freedoms most of the world can only dream about." —Cal Thomas

Suck it, New Jersey!

Delaware wins high court fight over NJ - Yahoo! News

Delaware won a Supreme Court fight with New Jersey on Monday, likely killing a proposed liquefied natural gas terminal on the Delaware River.

The justices, in a 6-2 decision, said Delaware can block the project, even though it was proposed by energy giant BP for Jersey's side of the river.

Yeah, we won. Just one more sign that we need to prepare for war with New Jersey.

Terri Schiavo, RIP

The Official Website of The Terri Schindler Schiavo Foundation

Today is the third anniversary of the starvation death of Terri Schiavo, whose only crime was not to die as quickly her husband, who had moved in with another woman and fathered two children with her while using money set aside for Terri's care to get legal permission to kill her. Visit the above site to learn more about the truth of this case and how to prevent situations like it in the future.

Words of Gun Wisdom

The Lair of the Catholic Cavemen

1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.


2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.

4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a 45?" The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46."

6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.

7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle."

8. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

Why is Cincinnati on my short list of other places to live?

Because every Opening Day, they have a parade to celebrate. At least one city gets it. (It begins in 8 minutes.)

Watch Opening Day parade on Cincinnati.Com


UPDATE: Watch the parade online

Put me in, coach!

Well, beat the drum and hold the phone - the sun came out today! We're born again, there's new grass on the field. A-roundin' third, and headed for home, it's a brown-eyed handsome man; Anyone can understand the way I feel.

[Chorus:]
Oh, put me in, Coach - I'm ready to play today;
Put me in, Coach - I'm ready to play today;
Look at me, I can be Centerfield.

Well, I spent some time in the Mudville Nine, watchin' it from the bench;
You know I took some lumps when the Mighty Casey struck out.
So Say Hey Willie, tell Ty Cobb and Joe DiMaggio;
Don't say "it ain't so", you know the time is now.

[Chorus]

Yeah! I got it, I got it!

Got a beat-up glove, a homemade bat, and brand-new pair of shoes;
You know I think it's time to give this game a ride.
Just to hit the ball and touch 'em all - a moment in the sun;
(pop) It's gone and you can tell that one goodbye!

[Chorus x2]
Yeah!

John Fogerty wrote perhaps the greatest song ever, and what an appropriate day to remember it!

So True

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
- PG Wodehouse

March 30, 2008

Where Gazizza Comes From

YouTube - Newsradio - Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor DAAMN!!!

More News Radio:

Jimmy James defends advertising:

Part of me thinks I need people to do this for me when I have facial hair:

I know I've run this on before, but it's just so funny, as Beth explains the difference between pretty and cute, and a number of other terms:

Matthew's convinced that there is an ant infestation in the breakroom:

Criminally underrated show. One of the best ever.

Springtime Means Baseball

George F. Will - An 8-Letter Word for the Ultimate Sport - washingtonpost.com

Would that today's subprime wizards of Wall Street had comparable mastery of the numbers important to their business. What Edmund Burke said of the study of law -- that it sharpens the mind by narrowing it -- might be true of baseball, too, but baseball people at least know what they are supposed to know. Long after he retired, Ted Williams ran into a former pitcher who said he once struck out Williams. "Slider low and away," said Williams. "Old men forget," said Shakespeare's Henry V at Agincourt. Old baseball men don't.


Washington was the setting for "Damn Yankees," the most stirring drama since Shakespeare, who didn't do musicals. Opening in 1955, it concerned a Senators fan who sold his soul to the devil in exchange for one terrific season as a Senators outfielder. This is supposedly a Faustian bargain, but such bargains are presumed to be bad. What is a mere soul when weighed against such a season?

Of course, there might be a gender difference here. As the philosopher Dave Barry has noted, "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."

Bill Veeck, who did more for America in one night than most of us do in a lifetime (the night in September 1937 he planted the ivy along Wrigley Field's outfield walls), said that the great thing about baseball -- aside from the fact that you do not need to be 7 feet wide or 7 feet tall in order to play it -- is: Three strikes and you're out, and the best lawyer can't help you. Baseball, which provides satisfying finality and then does it again the next day, is a severe meritocracy that illustrates the axiom that there is very little difference between men but that difference makes a big difference.


I don't think it's an accident that vegetation dies or hibernates when it's time for football, and comes back when it's time for baseball. It's nature's way of telling us what truly inspires, what truly brings life, what's cold and what's warming.

It will be nice to finally hear the words "Play Ball!"

March 29, 2008

"It has been reported that Hillary Rodham Clinton has contracted genital herpes due to sexual intercourse with an orangutan."

Why Wikipedia is not to be trusted.

Hat Tip: Instapundit.com

(Yeah, I mostly posted this so I could use that quote in headline.)

"Excuse me, stewardess, I speak Jive."

This blog in Jive format

Hat Tip: The Corner

March 28, 2008

Greatest Quote of the Day Ever!

Hey moron -- freedom [of] speech isn't in the Bill of Rights, it's in the Constitution, you ignorant SOB!!

--A Jerry Springer audience member to a guest


Hat Tip: The Colossus of Rhodey: Ignorant ripping the ignorant By the way, that post is also worth checking out, because in it, Hube admits to watching Jerry Springer. Shocking Public Confessions, indeed.

March 27, 2008

Only Republican on my block no longer?

One of my neighbors is very active in Democratic politics and whenever we get a new neighbor, he always checks their party affiliation against voter registration. He's delighted for the past few years in pointing to anyone who would listen that I'm the only Republican on my block.

We just had some renters move in who we haven't had an opportunity to meet, it being winter and all, but one of them has a "Castle for Congress" bumper sticker on their car.

I pointed that out to my neighbor and said, "Maybe I'm not longer alone on the block."

"Looks like it."

"Of course, it is a Castle sticker, which might argue against the owner of the car being a Republican."

"True." And he perked up a bit.

So, time will tell.

Conservatives Really Are More Compassionate

Townhall.com::Conservatives Really Are More Compassionate::By George Will

-- Although liberal families' incomes average 6 percent higher than those of conservative families, conservative-headed households give, on average, 30 percent more to charity than the average liberal-headed household ($1,600 per year vs. $1,227).

-- Conservatives also donate more time and give more blood.

-- Residents of the states that voted for John Kerry in 2004 gave smaller percentages of their incomes to charity than did residents of states that voted for George Bush.

-- Bush carried 24 of the 25 states where charitable giving was above average.

-- In the 10 reddest states, in which Bush got more than 60 percent majorities, the average percentage of personal income donated to charity was 3.5. Residents of the bluest states, which gave Bush less than 40 percent, donated just 1.9 percent.

-- People who reject the idea that "government has a responsibility to reduce income inequality" give an average of four times more than people who accept that proposition.

So, liberals are compassionate, just with other people's money. How that's not just stealing has never been explained, though.

(Read my review of the Who Really Cares?, the source of much of Will's information.)

Quote of the Day

"It is an unquestionable truth, that the body of the people in every country desire sincerely its prosperity. But it is equally unquestionable that they do not possess the discernment and stability necessary for systematic government. To deny that they are frequently led into the grossest of errors, by misinformation and passion, would be a flattery which their own good sense must despise."

-- Alexander Hamilton (speech to the Ratifying Convention of New York, June 1788)

Reference: The Works of Alexander Hamilton, Henry Cabot Lodge, ed., II, 42.

March 26, 2008

Quote-a-palooza

"Facts are stubborn things." - John Adams

"One may smile and smile and be a villain." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet)

"Everything that deceives can be said to enchant." - Plato

"Which works best? Inflaming old hatreds and feeding paranoia among the next generation? Or teaching children that what they have in common is greater than their differences? The answer is obvious, but some people- both black and white- are deeply invested in preserving rather than healing wounds." - Kathleen Parker

"There will always be more to do in order to create that elusive 'more perfect union,' but it's important for spiritual- and political- leaders to remind us that social conscience has sometimes done its work, that some things in the past are definitely dead, and buried." - Suzanne Fields

"Government... now resembles an irresponsible parent, spending the children's wages and inheritance as if there were no tomorrow." - Cal Thomas

"The U.S. can welcome immigrants while at the same time encouraging assimilation. Everyone is free to practice the customs and language of his native land, but today immigrants are actively discouraged from learning the few common things that bind this country together, such as English... Anti-immigration sentiment will only rise if assimilation continues to be a dirty word." - John Fund

"Five years after the start of the war in Iraq, it's become common wisdom- among mainstream media and Beltway pundits, anyway- that it's all been a failure. They couldn't be more wrong. The U.S. war in Iraq- and by extension, President Bush- started coming under withering criticism not too long after it started in March 2003. Quickly forgotten were these salient quotes, made just the year before: 'We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and developing weapons of mass destruction.' - Sen. Ted Kennedy, on Sept. 27, 2002. 'It is clear... that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons." - Sen. Hillary Clinton, Oct. 10, 2002. 'We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.' - Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002. We could go on and on. Others said similar things. Suffice to say, support at the time for 'doing something' about Iraq was wide and deep. They even egged Bush on, urging him to get tough. Then, in the fall of 2002, Congress authorized Bush to go to war. Only later, in late 2003 and 2004, as polls showed public support waning, did many of those same prominent politicians who once enthusiastically stumped for war and even voted for it in Congress suddenly do an about-face. It stands as one of the most shameful political turnabouts in U.S. history. - Investor's Business Daily

"We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective."- Dave Barry

Jay Leno: Hey, anybody see the new $5 bill that just came out? The Treasury has taken steps to discourage counterfeiters, such as making it worth less than a dollar. ... According to the latest polls, John McCain now in a double-digit lead over the Democrats. To give you an idea how far McCain is ahead in the polls, today, Hillary offered him the vice presidency. ... According to a new CNN poll, John McCain would win the presidential election if only beer drinkers voted. Now, a Democrat, either Hillary or Barack would win, if only wine drinkers voted. But here's the interesting part, if we all got really drunk on tequila, Ralph Nader might actually have a shot. ... In more serious news, big controversy last week after State Department officials looked at passport files of all three major candidates. Turns out, they got a hold of John McCain's Social Security number. You know what it is? Three. ... Osama bin Laden has released another anti-American speech. And out of force of habit, Barack Obama denounced the remarks and said he wasn't even in the room at the time the statements were being made. ... Hillary Clinton was supposed to be our guest tonight, but she got pinned down by sniper fire. Who would have guessed Hillary would have more war stories than John McCain? ... Hillary's campaign is claiming she misspoke when she said she landed under gunfire during her trip to Bosnia. Turns out it was gunfire on a trip to L.A. ... She now admits there weren't any snipers. And today Bill Clinton said, "Hey, if I would have known there weren't any snipers, I would not have sent her there in the first place."

March 25, 2008

In defense of the smoke-filled room

Thomas Sowell on Smoke-Filled Rooms on National Review Online

Back in 1944, the Democratic party’s leaders, knowing that President Franklin D. Roosevelt was in such frail health that he was not likely to live out his next term, decided that the choice of vice-presidential nominee was too important to let go by default to the current vice president, Henry Wallace.


They proposed that little-known senator Harry Truman be put on the ticket instead, and FDR went along with it. You would have to know what a dingbat Henry Wallace was to realize how the smoke-filled room saved this nation from disaster.

I think it was David McCullough who remarked (paraphrasing): "Now, Wallace wasn't himself a Communist. But everyone around him was." Wallace was the sort of person termed a "useful idiot."

Today in Baseball History

2001 - Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Randy Johnson kills a dove with a pitch during the Diamondbacks 10 - 6 exhibition win over the San Francisco Giants. The dove makes the mistake of darting in front of a 95-MPH fastball.

I still have the video on my PC. It's pretty cool.

Hat Tip: BR Bullpen Today in Baseball History

March 24, 2008

What the Easter Bunny is doing today

YouTube - easter bunny kicks ass

Yeah, it's an oldie, but it's such a goodie.

Probably not th esort of humor I should have watched during Easter Weekend

Maeby's adopting religious values in order to get out of school:

Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the ‘T’ on it?

Michael: That’s a cross.

Maeby: Across from where?

More Maeby quotes from Arrested Development

Quote-a-palooza

"Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!" - Patrick Henry, 23 March 1775

"Despite all the calumny and harassment, Christians are generally happy, well-adjusted and uniquely unconfused about the purpose of life. We are unimpressed by the pompous idea that we are born out of nothingness, to live and die, only to disappear back into nothingness. We know this kind of thinking makes no sense at all, and we recognize this dark rhetoric for what it is: the verbal flailing of disoriented and frightened people who do not have philosophic handles on themselves or the universe in which they live. As Christians, we know that, in the course of time, from the perspective of eternity, everything is reconciled, every detail attended, every wrong righted, every kindness thanked, every wound healed, every love requited, every sin atoned, every life vindicated, every loss recovered and every loved one found." - Linda Bowles

"The Founding Fathers believed that faith in God was the key to our being a good people and America's becoming a great nation." - Ronald Reagan

"Are we succeeding in Iraq? Look no further than the front page of your daily newspaper. What had been a steady barrage of bad news has now slowed to a trickle... Why the improvement? We can thank the 'surge.' A little more than a year ago President Bush announced he would be sending more U.S. troops to Iraq. They deployed over the course of several months, and were all in country by June. It was a bold decision. His party suffered a humiliating defeat in the mid-term elections, and the Iraq Study Group had recommended a troop withdrawal. Plus, opinion polls showed the public had soured on the war. Still, more American troops flowed into Iraq under a new commander, Gen. David Petraeus, with a new counterinsurgency strategy that puts a premium on protecting Iraqi civilians and dispersing U.S. troops more widely to create areas of security. The results have been breathtaking. In December 2006, there had been more than 1,600 sectarian killings in Iraq. Within six months that number had been more than cut in half. Before the surge, Anbar province was under al Qaeda's control. 'We haven't been defeated militarily but we have been defeated politically- and that's where wars are won and lost,' one Army officer said in the fall of 2006. That, too, turned around in just a few months... Things turned around fast because the surge convinced many of Iraq's Sunnis to stop fighting the Iraqi government and join us in fighting al Qaeda. Now, al Qaeda in Iraq has been decimated as a fighting force... But all this progress is, as yet, fragile...[T]he United States cannot simply wash its hands of the Middle East, no matter how much we might want to. As we learned on Sept. 11, the oceans no longer protect us against the pathologies of a handful of religious extremists." - Ed Feulner

"The denial of annual [pay] increases, [Chief Justice John] Roberts wrote, 'has left federal trial judges- the backbone of our system of justice- earning about the same as (and in some cases less than) first-year lawyers at firms in major cities, where many of the judges are located.' The cost of rectifying this would be less than 0.004% of the federal budget. The cost of not doing so will be a decrease in the quality of an increasingly important judiciary- and a change in its perspective. Fifty years ago, about 65 percent of the federal judiciary came from the private sector- from the practicing bar- and 35 percent from the public sector. Today 60 percent come from government jobs, less than 40 percent from private practice. This tends to produce a judiciary that is not only more important than ever but also is more of an extension of the bureaucracy than a check on it... The enlargement of the judiciary's role by the regulatory state requires compensation of the judiciary commensurate with its ever-expanding importance. That importance, although regrettable, is a fact, and so is this: You get the quality- and the perspective- you pay for." - George Will

"[I]t's hideous what liberalism does to the human spirit, it attempts to destroy it, even to the point of making enemies out of people who have achieved something, out of people who have become successful... Conservatism, on the other hand, doesn't seek to control anybody. Conservatism seeks to liberate. Conservatism believes that the human being, the United States of America citizen, is capable of anything he or she wants. Conservatism believes in the goodness and the greatness and the potential... in every human being and wants to get as much out of the way in terms of obstacles as possible. Conservatism wants to motivate those people. Conservatism wants to inspire those people. Conservatism wants happy, content people pursuing life and liberty. Conservatism believes that the greatest country we can have is where there is as much freedom as possible, as defined by the founding documents of this country when there is as little government as necessary, and when people are free to utilize their own desires and their ambitions." - Rush Limbaugh

"[Barack Obama's] whiny wife, Michelle, says that her husband's election as president would be the first reason to have 'pride' in America, and complains that this country is 'downright mean' and that she's having difficulty finding money for their daughters' piano lessons and summer camp. Between them, Mr. and Mrs. Obama earn $480,000 a year (not including book royalties from 'The Audacity Of Hype,' but they're whining about how tough they have it to couples who earn 48 grand- or less. Yes, we can. But not on a lousy half-million bucks a year. God has blessed America, and blessed the Obamas in America, and even blessed the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, whose bashing of his own country would be far less lucrative anywhere else on the planet. The 'racist' here is not Geraldine Ferraro but the Rev. Wright, whose appeals to racial bitterness are supposed to be everything President Obama will transcend. Right now, it sounds more like the same-old same-old. 'God Bless America Land that I love.' Take it away, Michelle." - Mark Steyn

Quote of the Day

"If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be if without it?"

-- Benjamin Franklin (to Thomas Paine, Date Unknown)

Reference: Original Intent, Barton (297); original The Works of Benjamin Franklin, Sparks, ed., vol. 10 (281-282)

March 22, 2008

Exultet: He Is Risen!

Rejoice, heavenly powers! Sing, choirs of angels! Exult, all creation around God's throne! Jesus Christ, our King, is risen! Sound the trumpet of salvation!

Rejoice, O earth, in shining splendor,
radiant in the brightness of your King!
Christ has conquered! Glory fills you!
Darkness vanishes for ever!

Rejoice, O Mother Church! Exult in glory!
The risen Savior shines upon you!
Let this place resound with joy,
echoing the mighty song of all God's people!

My dearest friends,
standing with me in this holy light,
join me in asking God for mercy,
that he may give his unworthy minister
grace to sing his Easter praises.

Deacon: The Lord be with you.
People: And also with you.
Deacon: Lift up your hearts.
People: We lift them up to the Lord.
Deacon: Let us give thanks to the Lord our God.
People: It is right to give him thanks and praise.

It is truly right
that with full hearts and minds and voices
we should praise the unseen God, the all-powerful Father,
and his only Son, our Lord Jesus Christ.

For Christ has ransomed us with his blood,
and paid for us the price of Adam's sin to our eternal Father!

This is our passover feast,
when Christ, the true Lamb, is slain,
whose blood consecrates the homes of all believers.

This is the night
when first you saved our fathers:
you freed the people of Israel from their slavery
and led them dry-shod through the sea.

This is the night
when the pillar of fire destroyed the darkness of sin!

This is the night
when Christians everywhere,
washed clean of sin and freed from all defilement,
are restored to grace and grow together in holiness.

This is the night
when Jesus Christ broke the chains of death
and rose triumphant from the grave.

What good would life have been to us,
had Christ not come as our Redeemer?
Father, how wonderful your care for us!
How boundless your merciful love!
To ransom a slave you gave away your Son.

O happy fault,
O necessary sin of Adam,
which gained for us so great a Redeemer!

Most blessed of all nights,
chosen by God to see Christ rising from the dead!

Of this night scripture says:
"The night will be as clear as day:
it will become my light, my joy."

The power of this holy night dispels all evil,
washes guilt away, restores lost innocence,
brings mourners joy;
it casts out hatred, brings us peace,
and humbles earthly pride.

Night truly blessed when heaven is wedded to earth
and man is reconciled with God!

Therefore, heavenly Father,
in the joy of this night,
receive our evening sacrifice of praise,
your Church's solemn offering.

Accept this Easter candle,
a flame divided but undimmed,
a pillar of fire that glows to the honor of God.

(For it is fed by the melting wax,
which the mother bee brought forth
to make this precious candle.)

Let it mingle with the lights of heaven
and continue bravely burning
to dispel the darkness of this night.

May the Morning Star which never sets
find this flame still burning:
Christ, that Morning Star,
who came back from the dead,
and shed his peaceful light on all mankind,
your Son, who lives and reigns for ever and ever.
Amen.

Listen to it chanted

March 21, 2008

The Reproaches

O my people, what have I done to you? How have I hurt you? Answer me.

O my people, what have I done to you?
How have I hurt you? Answer me.

I led you out of Egypt,
From slavery I set you free.
I brought you into a land of promise:
You have prepared a cross for me.

I led you as a shepherd,
I brought you dryshod through the sea;
I fed you manna in the desert
You have prepared a cross for me.

I fought for you in battles,
I won you strength and victory;
Gave you a royal crown and sceptre:
You have prepared a cross for me.

I planted you, my vineyard,
And cared for you most tenderly;
Looked for abundant fruit and found none:
Only the cross you made for me.

Then listen to my pleading
And do not turn away from me.
You are my people: will you reject me?
For you I suffer bitterly.

The Privilege Meme

My Privileges
A very interesting meme.
From What Privileges Do You Have?, based on an exercise about class and privilege developed by Will Barratt, Meagan Cahill, Angie Carlen, Minnette Huck, Drew Lurker, Stacy Ploskonka at Illinois State University. If you participate in this blog game, they ask that you PLEASE acknowledge their copyright.

Bold the true statements.

1. Father went to college

2. Father finished college

3. Mother went to college

4. Mother finished college

5. Have any relative who is an attorney, physician, or professor.

6. Were the same or higher class than your high school teachers.

7. Had more than 50 books in your childhood home.

8. Had more than 500 books in your childhood home.

9. Were read children’s books by a parent

10. Had lessons of any kind before you turned 18

11. Had more than two kinds of lessons before you turned 18

12. The people in the media who dress and talk like me are portrayed positively

13. Had a credit card with your name on it before you turned 18

14. Your parents (or a trust) paid for the majority of your college costs

15. Your parents (or a trust) paid for all of your college costs
(Note on two above: I had a full ride scholarship.)

16. Went to a private high school

17. Went to summer camp

18. Had a private tutor before you turned 18

19. Family vacations involved staying at hotels
(50-50: We usually visited family on vacations so no hotel necessary. But hotels were present on non-family trips.)

20. Your clothing was all bought new before you turned 18

21. Your parents bought you a car that was not a hand-me-down from them

22. There was original art in your house when you were a child

23. You and your family lived in a single-family house
(Townhome.)

24. Your parent(s) owned their own house or apartment before you left home

25. You had your own room as a child
(Only child.)

26. You had a phone in your room before you turned 18

27. Participated in a SAT/ACT prep course

28. Had your own TV in your room in high school

29. Owned a mutual fund or IRA in high school or college

30. Flew anywhere on a commercial airline before you turned 16

31. Went on a cruise with your family

32. Went on more than one cruise with your family

33. Your parents took you to museums and art galleries as you grew up

34. You were unaware of how much heating bills were for your family

Hat Tip: Duffy

I'm a Lawful Good Human Cleric

I Am A: Lawful Good Human Cleric (3rd Level)


Ability Scores:

Strength-11

Dexterity-8

Constitution-12

Intelligence-17

Wisdom-14

Charisma-12


Alignment:
Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment because it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.


Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.


Class:
Clerics act as intermediaries between the earthly and the divine (or infernal) worlds. A good cleric helps those in need, while an evil cleric seeks to spread his patron's vision of evil across the world. All clerics can heal wounds and bring people back from the brink of death, and powerful clerics can even raise the dead. Likewise, all clerics have authority over undead creatures, and they can turn away or even destroy these creatures. Clerics are trained in the use of simple weapons, and can use all forms of armor and shields without penalty, since armor does not interfere with the casting of divine spells. In addition to his normal complement of spells, every cleric chooses to focus on two of his deity's domains. These domains grants the cleric special powers, and give him access to spells that he might otherwise never learn. A cleric's Wisdom score should be high, since this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.


Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

Hat Tip: Duffy

Good Friday

It's common to remember in our remembrances of Jesus' death that He died for our sins, but I think that's incomplete. He didn't just die for our sins, making atonement for them; he also died because of our sins. Through the Fall, we separated ourselves from God, by choosing our desires above His Will for us. We put our own desire for safety and security above his command to us.

So, we messed up God's plan. We should have been walking with Him in the Garden of Eden and instead we ended up banished from the Garden in desperate need of a savior if we were to not only regain our Heavenly homeland and unity with God, but to keep from sinking ourselves further and further into violence and despair.

It should be indisputable that, whether one accepts Christianity or not, Christianity has been a positive force in the world. Just compare the ritual human sacrifices that were commonplace in cultures all over the world prior to Christianity's spread. Even though war is too common nowadays, rights of combatants and civilians are acknowledged now, as compared to the common practices of widespread slaughter, enslavement or rape as used to be inflicted on the losers of conflict. While those still happen, they are far less common than they used to be. And, these changes came through Christianity; it came only because of Christ.

Without Christ, we would still deny rights to those outside our immediate family; women would be second-class citizens subject to the will and desires of men; might would make right; the world would be a place devoid of hope.

It's an irony that those most likely to deny the reality of sin are also the most likely to get angry, sometimes violently so, at the actions and opinions of those who disagree. Look at the secular Left today; often denying that sin exists, most of the anger and hatred in today's political debates come from them. If sin doesn't exist, what are they so angry at? It's no surprise this anger and hatred comes from the segment of our society that most vehemently denied not only Christ, but even the need for a Savior.

He suffered and died not only that our sins might be forgiven, but that we might avoid new sins. The wonder of the Crucifixion isn't just that it wiped away