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    <title>Friendship</title>
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    <published>2008-05-12T01:31:56Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-12T01:33:14Z</updated>
    
    <summary>&quot;[T]there comes a time in every friendship when you have to say, &quot;I never liked you, get lost.&quot; -Phil Hartman, as Bill McNeal, NewsRadio episode &quot;Chock&quot; More Quotes from &quot;Chock&quot;...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"[T]there comes a time in every friendship when you have to say, "I never liked you, get lost."<br />
-Phil Hartman, as Bill McNeal, NewsRadio episode "Chock"</p>

<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0660180/quotes">More Quotes from "Chock"</a></p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Light Posting Next Few Days</title>
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    <published>2008-05-11T14:48:18Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-11T14:49:58Z</updated>
    
    <summary>I&apos;ll be in a SharePoint 2007 training class the first part of the week and so will not be posting during the day. Comments will be set back to moderated because I seem to be under a massive spam attack...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I'll be in a SharePoint 2007 training class the first part of the week and so will not be posting during the day. Comments will be set back to moderated because I seem to be under a massive spam attack the last few days.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Voting Requirements</title>
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    <published>2008-05-11T02:54:26Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-11T02:59:48Z</updated>
    
    <summary>I just got back from the Blue Rocks game a little while ago, and for the 7th inning stretch, they asked women (nurses, I believe) who were there with the Breast Cancer Awareness promotion to sing &quot;Take Me Out to...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I just got back from the Blue Rocks game a little while ago, and for the 7th inning stretch, they asked women (nurses, I believe) who were there with the Breast Cancer Awareness promotion to sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." They were very nervous because they weren;t sure they knew the words.</p>

<p>When I'm absolute dictator, being able to sing the chorus of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" will be a requirement to be allowed to vote.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Why Can&apos;t a Woman be More Like a Man?</title>
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    <published>2008-05-10T15:13:14Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-10T15:13:42Z</updated>
    
    <summary><![CDATA[Lyrics, A Hymn to Him Lyrics &gt;&gt; For some reason (I sincerely don't know why) this song just popped into my head. I googled and found the lyrics linked above, and it hit me that if My Fair Lady were...]]></summary>
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<p>For some reason (I sincerely don't know why) this song just popped into my head. I googled and found the lyrics linked above, and it hit me that if My Fair Lady were written to day, Henry Higgins and Colonel Pickering would have ended the play as gay lovers. Look at some of these lyrics:</p>

<blockquote>Men are so pleasant, so easy to please; 

<p>Whenever you are with them, you're always at ease.<br />
...<br />
Well, why can't a woman be like you? <br />
...<br />
But by and large we are a marvelous sex! <br />
Why can't a woman take after like a man? <br />
Cause men are so friendly, good natured and kind. <br />
A better companion you never will find.<br />
...<br />
Men are so decent, such regular chaps.</blockquote></p>

<p>Now, the real point of the song is probably summed up in the last line, as Higgins reveals who his true love really is:</p>

<blockquote>Why can't a woman be like me?</blockquote>

<p>I have a hunch (and I'm not going to bother to Google to prove or disprove it) that there are any number of "scholarly" articles examining this song, and the play as a whole for homosexual undertones.</p>

<p>However, those undertones most likely spring from George Bernard Shaw's misogynism which was a significant part of the plot of his play <blockquote>Pygmalion</blockquote>, on which <em>My Fair Lady</em> was based. I wrote a paper on high school on Shaw's hatred of women as made evident in both <em>Pygmalion</em> and <em>Man and Superman</em>. (Contrary to what they once said on <em>Cheers</em>, that's not the one where Superman battles the Mole People.) While apparently heterosexual, Shaw, like most socialists and progressives, had a negative opinion of people, especially women. (He did, however, advocate equal political rights for women. Also like most socialists and progressives, he had a high opinion of himself.) In a foreword or afterword (I can't remember which) to an edition of Pygmalion I read as a kid, he argued against changing the ending of <em>Pygmalion</em>, where Eliza chooses to marry Freddy, rather than Higgins, because, Shaw argued, women were mercenary about marriage and therefore Eliza would choose the more financially secure and socially prominent Freddy over Higgins. Many, if not most, adaptations and performances, most prominently My Fair Lady, have indeed changed the ending to have Eliza choose Higgins.</p>

<p>I guess if there's a point to this post, and it's certainly not where I started writing, it's to emphasize that, for all their claims to the contrary, socialists, progressives and others of the Left, really do hate people and that's likely why they're so eager to have government (of course led by the Left, who somehow escape their otherwise global condemnation of humanity) control them.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Useless Pope Fact of the Day</title>
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    <published>2008-05-10T14:32:38Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-10T14:34:16Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Since Pope Benedict did Mass at their park, the Nationals have been 8-3 at home. (Source)...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Since Pope Benedict did Mass at their park, the Nationals have been 8-3 at home. </p>

<p>(<a href="http://www.dugoutcentral.com/blog/?p=1357">Source</a>)</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Quote of the Day</title>
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    <published>2008-05-09T14:35:05Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-09T14:36:50Z</updated>
    
    <summary>&quot;The foundation of national morality must be laid in private families. . . . How is it possible that Children can have any just Sense of the sacred Obligations of Morality or Religion if, from their earliest Infancy, they learn...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"The foundation of national morality must be laid in private families. . . . How is it possible that Children can have any just Sense of the sacred Obligations of Morality or Religion if, from their earliest Infancy, they learn their Mothers live in habitual Infidelity to their fathers, and their fathers in as constant Infidelity to their Mothers?"</p>

<p>-- John Adams (Diary, 2 June 1778)</p>

<p>Reference: The Works of John Adams, C.F. Adams, ed., vol. 3 (171)<br />
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<entry>
    <title>Last Night&apos;s Lost</title>
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    <published>2008-05-09T13:39:39Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-09T14:08:07Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Random Thoughts: 1) So, Locke was &quot;desired&quot; by the island/its inhabitants almost from birth and kept screwing up their plans. First, by choosing the knife. Then by refusing his chance to go to a science camp. (Note: I did once...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Random Thoughts:</p>

<p>1) So, Locke was "desired" by the island/its inhabitants almost from birth and kept screwing up their plans. First, by choosing the knife. Then by refusing his chance to go to a science camp. (Note: I did once attend a science camp, but was not taken to a remote bizarre island. Well, I was taken to DC.)<br />
2) As I understood it, Abbadon (sp?) was working with the freighter. Alpert wanted Locke for the island's sake, while it seems that Abbadon is working with Widmore. With Jacob being "unavailable," Christian giving the orders and Locke ending up on the island at Abbadon's behest now, does that mean Locke is actually (albeit inadvertently) aiding Widmore and <em>not</em> the island? Wouldn't be the first time Locke screwed the pooch.<br />
3) What's up with Claire? She was positively loopy. I've seen some speculation that she's dead, and this being Lost, you can't discount that.<br />
4) If there isn't a Lost drinking game, I'd suggest the following rules:<br />
a) Drink every time Locke says "Don't tell me what I can't do."<br />
b) Drink every time Kate uses that same concerned look<br />
c) Drink every time Sawyer calls someone by a nickname<br />
d) Drain it every time there's an opportunity to share information but they don't (That will cause alcohol poisoning)<br />
5) I do say "Don't tell me what I can't do" along with Locke every time he says it. I don't know why.<br />
6) Kind of cool when they revealed young Locke as having drawn the smoke monster. How deep does this connection with the island go?<br />
7) You almost had to feel bad for Ben as he knew he was no longer the "chosen one." But from the flash-forwards, we know he seemingly ends up back in charge. Does this mean bad news for Locke? Could he die saving the island? Could he decide he needs Ben's deviousness/dark side to save the island?</p>

<p>Man, I love this show, but I can't help but feel I'm getting set up for a colossal disappointment when we're finally told what's going on...</p>]]>
        
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    <title>This means something different in Great Britain than it does here....</title>
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    <published>2008-05-08T19:21:52Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-08T19:22:42Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Great tits cope well with warming Apparently they&apos;re talking about birds......</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a title="BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Great tits cope well with warming" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7390109.stm">Great tits cope well with warming</a></p>

<p>Apparently they're talking about birds...</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>WE WIN!!</title>
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    <published>2008-05-08T14:20:06Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-08T16:20:28Z</updated>
    
    <summary>This Day in History 1945: V-E Day is celebrated in American and Britain On this day in 1945, both Great Britain and the United States celebrate Victory in Europe Day. Cities in both nations, as well as formerly occupied cities...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a title="This Day in History 1945: V-E Day is celebrated in American and Britain" href="http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history.do?action=VideoArticle&id=6447">This Day in History 1945: V-E Day is celebrated in American and Britain</a></p>

<blockquote>On this day in 1945, both Great Britain and the United States celebrate Victory in Europe Day. Cities in both nations, as well as formerly occupied cities in Western Europe, put out flags and banners, rejoicing in the defeat of the Nazi war machine.</blockquote>

<p>It was a long, hard-fought victory. At times it seemed foolish to continue to fight, but we fought and prevailed against one of the greatest evils this world has ever seen.</p>

<p>Of course, had today's Democrats been around back then, the Nazis would likely control mainland Europe and be executing any remaining Jews in their concentration camps. The war was really hard and saving Europe just wasn't worth the effort and doomed to failure anyway and we had a Depression going on. It would have been foolish to fight such an impressive military as the Nazis had. And fighting them just created more Nazis anyway.</p>

<p>UPDATE: Here's the image I was thinking of when I chose the headline:</p>

<p><a href="http://www.gazizza.net/BlogImages/2008/4328cheers22.htm" onclick="window.open('http://www.gazizza.net/BlogImages/2008/4328cheers22.htm','popup','width=720,height=540,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.gazizza.net/BlogImages/2008/4328cheers22-thumb.jpg" width="360" height="270" alt="" /></a></p>

<p>From the opening credits of the greatest sitcom of the 80s, Cheers. Although, I'm not 100% it actually refers to V-E Day. It might be V-J.</p>

<p>UPDATE 2: It's neither V-E or V-J Days. According to IMDB, it <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083399/faq">refers to the end of Prohibition</a>. Who'da thunk it?</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Quote of the Day</title>
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    <published>2008-05-08T14:12:42Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-08T14:13:32Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Without liberty, law loses its nature and its name, and becomes oppression. Without law, liberty also loses its nature and its name, and becomes licentiousness. -- James Wilson (Of the Study of the Law in the United States, Circa 1790)...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Without liberty, law loses its nature and its name, and becomes oppression. Without law, liberty also loses its nature and its name, and becomes licentiousness.</p>

<p>-- James Wilson (Of the Study of the Law in the United States, Circa 1790)<br />
Reference: The Works of James Wilson, Andrews, ed., vol. 1 (7)</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>I know this shouldn&apos;t be funny...</title>
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    <published>2008-05-07T22:13:56Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-07T22:14:38Z</updated>
    
    <summary>but it is: If Obama is forced to make the ticket Obama/Clinton, do you think Hillary will wait until after he&apos;s inaugurated to murder Obama or do it while he&apos;s president elect?...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a title="IMAO: Question" href="http://www.imao.us/archives/010030.html">but it is</a>:</p>

<blockquote>If Obama is forced to make the ticket Obama/Clinton, do you think Hillary will wait until after he's inaugurated to murder Obama or do it while he's president elect?</blockquote>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Quote-a-palooza</title>
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    <published>2008-05-07T17:50:47Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-07T17:52:10Z</updated>
    
    <summary>&quot;War, like most other things, is a science to be acquired and perfected by diligence, by perserverance, by time, and by practice.&quot; - Alexander Hamilton &quot;Understanding is the reward of faith. Therefore seek not to understand that you may believe,...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"War, like most other things, is a science to be acquired and perfected by diligence, by perserverance, by time, and by practice." - Alexander Hamilton</p>

<p>"Understanding is the reward of faith. Therefore seek not to understand that you may believe, but believe that you may understand." - Augustine of Hippo </p>

<p>"I want the people of America to be able to work less for the government and more for themselves. I want them to have the rewards of their own industry. This is the chief meaning of freedom." - Calvin Coolidge </p>

<p>"Among a people generally corrupt, liberty cannot long exist." - Edmund Burke </p>

<p>"We are apt to be deluded into false security by political catch-words, devised to flatter rather than instruct." - James A. Garfield </p>

<p>"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." - H. L. Mencken </p>

<p>"We focus on the negative and our politicians stoke our unhappiness all the more. They bribe us with our own money, promising to expand the government to address the grievances that they promote. But we ought to be careful what we wish for." - Tom Purcell </p>

<p>"The time is long overdue to stop gullibly accepting the left's vision of itself as idealistic, rather than self-aggrandizing." - Thomas Sowell </p>

<p>"[O]ver the course of Bill Clinton's (bungled, distasteful) presidency and Hillary Clinton's (bungled, distasteful) campaign for the presidency, the couple have separately and together become incarnations of the most unattractive attributes of their generation's elite- blind ambition cloaked in do-good self-righteousness, a sense of entitlement, high-handed snobbiness, hedonism, narcissism. As a poster couple for people of a certain age and demographic, they have become a bit of an embarrassment." - Kurt Andersen </p>

<p>"After years of learning how to fight an unfamiliar war in Afghanistan and Iraq, and to protect us at home, we are finally getting most things right. But if our soldiers and intelligence agencies have learned how to win, our politically correct diplomats and the American consumer haven't- and are doing as much at home to empower radical Islam as those on the front lines are to defeat it." - Victor Davis Hanson </p>

<p>"Oh, let's also point out that, as a matter of political reality, Clinton might as well be calling for a ban on the use of unicorn meat in dog food, because there is no way her [gas tax holiday] proposal can actually, you know, happen." - Jonah Goldberg </p>

<p>"Every several weeks, I write a column suggesting what this presidential election might look like if we had serious candidates and a press corps that treated the presidency as an important office in which vital decisions would be made by its incumbent. I invariably get flooded with e-mails telling me, basically, 'Blankley, don't hold your breath'." - Tony Blankley </p>

<p>"I wouldn't want to give you the idea that my hometown newspaper is entirely heartless when it comes to right-wingers. In fact, just recently, I had occasion to write the following letter to the editor: 'First it was William F. Buckley who got a terrific, extremely respectful, front page send-off.  Today, it was Charlton Heston's turn. Clearly, all a conservative has to do in order to get his just desserts from the L.A. Times is to die on a slow news day." - Burt Prelutsky </p>

<p>Jay Leno: Happy Cinco de Mayo. People love Cinco de Mayo. I saw this one woman throwing back shots of tequila one after the other. Then I realized it was Hillary Clinton working the Latino vote. ... Hillary Clinton told People magazine this week she's never had cosmetic surgery. She said it it's not for her. You know how politicians hate anything that's fake. ... Actually, there was a rumor she had cosmetic surgery back in the '90s. They said she had her eyes done when she was First Lady. It turns out it was right after the scandal. They just took the blinders off. That was all. No actual surgery was involved. ... Because of where John McCain was born- he was born in the Panama Canal Zone, you know, not in the United States- there was a question as to whether he could legally become president. Well, this week, the Senate declared McCain is eligible to become president, and listen to this, because of his age, also eligible to be a greeter at Wal-Mart. So that worked out great for him. ... President Bush blasted Congress for not allowing oil exploration in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. Democrats said it wouldn't do any good, because it wouldn't produce oil for 10 years. You know, the same thing they said 10 years ago. </p>]]>
        
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    <title>Democrats: Party of the Elite</title>
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    <published>2008-05-07T17:39:45Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-07T17:40:08Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Democratic Party of Elites: Through May 1, the Democratic presidential field has suctioned up a cool $5.7 million from the more than 4,000 donors who list their occupation as “CEO.” The Republicans’ take was only $2.3 million. Chief financial officers,...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a title="The Corner on National Review Online" href="http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=N2I4ODc3MGY4ODY1OGEyYTQ0OTBhYzc1OTQzYTM5ZmY=">Democratic Party of Elites</a>:</p>

<blockquote>Through May 1, the Democratic presidential field has suctioned up a cool $5.7 million from the more than 4,000 donors who list their occupation as “CEO.” The Republicans’ take was only $2.3 million. Chief financial officers, general counsels, directors, and chief information officers also break the Democrats’ way by more than two-to-one margins. The Democrats’ advantage among “presidents” is a less dramatic but still significant $7.2 million to $6.1 million. And this isn’t new: In 2004 all but one of these categories of top corporate officers broke just as dramatically for the Democrats, the “presidents” being the exception. 

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Republicans do somewhat better further down the corporate food chain, but still lose the competition for contributions from executive vice presidents, vice presidents, and managers. </p>

<p>Wall Street firms, long a symbol of American elite accomplishment, also tilt decisively toward the Democrats. Employees in storied Wall Street institutions such as Lehman Brothers, Goldman Sachs, Citigroup, and Morgan Stanley have all favored the Democratic field by a large margin. Even both sides of the recent Bear Stearns/JP Morgan Chase deal choose Democratic candidates over Republicans by two-to-one margins. </p>

<p>Democrats also enjoy enormous fundraising advantages among well-educated professionals — lawyers, teachers, accountants, journalists and writers. They carry practitioners of the hard sciences, winning solidly among physicians ($8 million to $4 million), biologists, chemists, physicists, and plain old scientists. Republicans must settle for a slender advantage among rocket scientists. </p>

<p>Not surprisingly, universities offer Democrats a hotbed of support. Professors favor Democrats over Republicans by a nine-to-one margin ($3.7 million to $430,000). Their students, though presumably struggling with sky-high tuition bills, nevertheless sacrificed enough late-night pizza and chips to send $4.1 million to their professors’ favorite candidates and another $1.4 million to the GOP. The “objective” media — reporters, journalists, publishers and editors — also breaks heavily for the Democrats. But no listed occupation gives the Democrats a greater edge than the unemployed. These presumably idle folks have dropped over $14.6 million into the laps of the Democrats. Their idle Republican neighbors, in contrast, have unburdened themselves of a mere $9,775. Go figure. </p>

<p>Who favors the Republicans? The Democratic field, after all, enjoys an overall fundraising edge in excess of $200 million, so any pocket of Republican strength is noteworthy.</p>

<p>In this upside-down campaign season when populist GOP campaigners like John McCain and Mike Huckabee surprised the pundits with their primary victories or, in the case of Ron Paul, their fundraising prowess, it almost makes sense that the party of the country club set has been winning the fundraising race among the common man. That’s right. The white-shirt/red-tie brigade of Republican presidential aspirants holds a nearly three-to-one edge among janitors, custodians, cleaners, sanitation workers, factory workers, truckers, bus drivers, barbers, security guards, and secretaries. While Democrats command the financial loyalty of architects, Republicans successfully woo contributions from the skilled craftsmen who turn their blueprints into reality — specifically, contractors, hardhats, plumbers, stonemasons, electricians, carpenters mechanics, and roofers. This trend extends to the saloons, where the Democrats carry the bartenders and the Republicans the waitresses. The GOP field even secures more financial support from teamsters, steelworkers, bricklayers, and autoworkers.</blockquote></p>]]>
        
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    <title>In defense of super-delegates</title>
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    <published>2008-05-07T16:20:19Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-07T17:01:43Z</updated>
    
    <summary>The notion of super-delegates has taken quite a beating in recent months as the contest between Hillary and Obama has heated up. Given the general weakness of Democrats and their inability to resist those who yell loudly, it&apos;s likely that...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The notion of super-delegates has taken quite a beating in recent months as the contest between Hillary and Obama has heated up. Given the general weakness of Democrats and their inability to resist those who yell loudly, it's likely that super-delegates will either be abolished or reduced in importance by next election. This would be a mistake.</p>

<p>For one reason, this is the exact sort of primary that super-delegates can lend their expertise to most clearly. Putting all histrionics aside, this is a very close election. Despite the common media meme that Obama is sweeping away the primary season, he has less than 53% of the pledged delegates so far. (Hillary has a slight lead among super-delegates.) When also taking into account that many of Obama's delegates were elected in caucuses rather than primaries, which include a larger number of people, it's hard to portray Obama as the overwhelming choice of the Democratic electorate. Further, Hillary won votes in two states that aren't included in those delegate totals either. The plain fact is neither candidate can claim to be the clear choice of the Democrat party delegates.</p>

<p>The popular vote is similarly close. <a href="http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2008/president/democratic_vote_count.html">RealClearPolitics has Obama with a 2.2% margin in the popular vote</a>. But when Florida is included, his margin shrinks to 1.2%. Include Michigan, and it shrinks to 0.26%. Add in estimates from the caucus states, and his margin rises to 0.57%, which can hardly claim to be an overwhelming mandate.</p>

<p>So, this is the perfect situation for super-delegates to resolve. With no clear mandate for a candidate, super-delegates can look at each candidate's strengths and weaknesses and can choose who they feel will best represent the party in the general election. People are chosen super-delegate based off years of experience and service to the Democrat party and should therefore best understand politics and what the party needs to compete in the fall.</p>

<p>In addition to their superior knowledge of the political process, as a result of their involvement, super-delegates may know information about a candidate that hasn't become widely known yet that may greatly diminish a candidate's chances of winning should it come out during the general election campaign. (In this context, examples might be that Obama really is a practicing Muslim or that Hillary really does play the other side of the field, so to speak.)</p>

<p>I've actually had experience with this sort of matter. I won't name names, but there was a candidate a few years ago who had some embarrassing issues in their past. (I don't remember the issue now.) Had this come out, their family would have been humiliated. Any chance they had of winning the election would have vanished. The issue had happened years in the past, and by all accounts the person had turned their life around, and so didn't deserve the matter being brought up. And the person's spouse and children didn't deserve to be put through the wringer of having this become public. We only found out about it after a local news agency discovered it and was planning on running the story. Fortunately, they were talked out of it since the candidate was extremely unlikely to win, was largely unsupported by the GOP and didn't deserve to be embarrassed. The person has not run again for any office, but I've kept my eyes out since to make sure they don't try to. If they should decide to run again, I'll be sure to take them aside and explain that their "secret" is out and will likely become public should they proceed in their candidacy.</p>

<p>It's that sort of insider knowledge that super-delegates can bring to the table and can use to prevent embarrassment and humiliation to someone who doesn't deserve it.</p>

<p>So, super-delegates do have an important role to play in the process and tossing them aside could hurt the Democrats in the future. They dispose of them at their own risk.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>An Win Expectancy Finder Analysis of Major League</title>
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    <published>2008-05-06T17:54:07Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-06T17:54:36Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Who really helped the Indians win? Hat Tip: The Hardball Times...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a title="Mistake by the Lake Sporting Times: Even You, Dorn" href="http://mistakesports.blogspot.com/2008/05/even-you-dorn.html">Who <em>really</em> helped the Indians win?</a></p>

<p>Hat Tip: <a href="http://www.hardballtimes.com/main" title="The Hardball Times">The Hardball Times</a></p>]]>
        
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